lol bitch. bitch bitch. now i know why everyone calls you bitch. hence i shall call you bitch too chantel fool

finally blogger is working.
now i finally believe that friday the thirteen is the unlucky day. i never believed it but after yesterday i believed it. i dont know what to say. whatever i say will de zui ren. i can't even say what i want to say, this is how life is like i guess.

my  mood is totally ruined by someone whom i shall call bitch.
after i say what happened its very obvious who this person is.

let me tell you, whoever who is older than me doesn't mean that you can control me or order me, i am younger than you, this doesn't mean that i am dumber than you, you are a psl doesn't fucking mean that you can order me.

if you fucking think that adding tomato sauce to water is wrong, why didn't you stop nicole? and yeah when i only mixed it you said: if you mix it one more time you drink it all down. who the fuck are you? seriously, stop acting as if your an adult or something, and stop being super bossy when the waiter tells us that what we are wasting food, and not saying anything when the waiter wasn't there.

bitch

fucker.

i can't believe we are fucking in the same group for ih.

fuck

magic tricks

guess i kinda improved a bit for magic( well maybe not):)
awesome card tricks tune up your volume after scrolling to the bottom of this page and pausing the music.

yi

I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING FOR A LONG TIME DUE TO BLOCKTEST...

yeah now blocktest is over... i will be updating coz the sun is coming out and the storm is gone but after a while the storm will be back(receive bt pp)... aish... the power of nature that you can apply on exams...

so basically the blocktest weren't that bad... considering i finished history when most of the class didn't... considering that i actually revised for BOTH history and geog... considering the fact that its the first time i revised for history... considering the fact that i actually checked my math paper thoroughly and revised for math for 1 week plus...considering la wasn't that bad... considering geography was quite ok... the list goes on

BUT

considering i almost didnt finish history paper... considering i wrote some junk for the history paper... considering i will always get careless mistakes for math no matter how i check...considering i wrote half a page more for a 6 marks question than for a 5 marks question... considering i wrote some childish stuff for chinese... considering the fact that math paper was so easy that the teachers would be pickky(shit)...the list goes on and on without stopping

this is just so scary.

but yeah basically i revised for every single subject in a short period of time:)

i just found out a few interesting things during bt(I SHOULDN'T BE FINDING ANYTHING INTERESTING DURING BLOCK TEST COZ I AM SUPPOSE TO STUDY BUT WELL...i did find some interesting stuff).
- i realised my mum is a bitch just right after the exams.
- i can't wait to go to the boarding school to live
- the first thing i am going to do when i get to 18 is to get 2 million dollars from my mum and go somewhere else.
- i have no idea why i am saying this
- i am pissed off

getting frustrated at someone who just smsed me.

not jane not huanyu not tina.

nevermind.

always making things complicated when they are not.
have had enough

so much to say but yet so little time to say:D

so much to say well actually there is not much to say.

just realised that i am always choosing the wrong hobby:(chose cards coz i thought they were fun and i thought i will be good at it but in the end........nevermind... played with the rubik's cube but realise that my reaction time was too slow...nevermind.

okay today was a how to say day?fun but...embarassing?

the games we played in team building games were totally idiotic... and i hate them coz i had to say:
i love tina from the bottom of my heart.

this is disgusting***

the next worst game in history is the wierd game game thing where we had to dring the entire 1.5 lit. of water using a tiny STRAW?WHAT THE HECK?!nevermind in the end, ahma, qiujia and i decided to just drink it without that straw(hate it)well jane just drank half of the bottle by herself:D

lunch was ok i guess...food was ok i guess(i didn't expect much)

oh and ms chua so pro!!!!!!!!!she got 8 AS LEH. my new idol:Dok i am trying to see her on the hci website but my com is loading....slowly...omg i see her!!!!!!!!!!!

CHUA YI YI, 8 Distinctions  2009 and 2010 A*STAR JC Science Award. Chairperson, Chinese Dance Society Organised inaugural Beijing Dance Academy Immersion Programme Organised fund-raising dance concerts for beneficiaries such as Straits Times Pocket Money Fund Nanyang Girls' High School Intends to read Medicine at Cambridge University orImperial College ms chua you are my idol. i don't care you are my idol.......

so much to say but yet so little time to say:D

so much to say well actually there is not much to say.

just realised that i am always choosing the wrong hobby:(chose cards coz i thought they were fun and i thought i will be good at it but in the end........nevermind... played with the rubik's cube but realise that my reaction time was too slow...nevermind.

okay today was a how to say day?fun but...embarassing?

the games we played in team building games were totally idiotic... and i hate them coz i had to say:
i love tina from the bottom of my heart.

this is disgusting***

the next worst game in history is the wierd game game thing where we had to dring the entire 1.5 lit. of water using a tiny STRAW?WHAT THE HECK?!nevermind in the end, ahma, qiujia and i decided to just drink it without that straw(hate it)well jane just drank half of the bottle by herself:D

lunch was ok i guess...food was ok i guess(i didn't expect much)

oh and ms chua so pro!!!!!!!!!she got 8 AS LEH. my new idol:Dok i am trying to see her on the hci website but my com is loading....slowly...omg i see her!!!!!!!!!!!

CHUA YI YI, 8 Distinctions  2009 and 2010 A*STAR JC Science Award. Chairperson, Chinese Dance Society Organised inaugural Beijing Dance Academy Immersion Programme Organised fund-raising dance concerts for beneficiaries such as Straits Times Pocket Money Fund Nanyang Girls' High School Intends to read Medicine at Cambridge University orImperial College ms chua you are my idol. i don't care you are my idol.......

awesome rising card trick:D

well i got freaking bored...so i went to perform the this n that card trick...
before you watch this. tune up the volume of your com.and off the music that is playing on my blog by scrolling to the very bottom of this page(and press the pause button on the video player)

jingwen this is the card trick for you

hw is the worst thing on earth

Hadn’t been posting for days coz THERE ARE TOO MANY HW AND I AM GOING MAD….

Okay I forgot when was the last time I posted, but I am sure that it was LONG LONG AGO EVEN BEFORE I WAS BORN. Nothing has been really interesting these days(to me nothing is fun I guess?) perhaps its coz there’s not so much fun with so much hw and with someone named Tina wang being nice to me(for the first time), its not fun anymore.

But life is still kinda fun when there are outings :D I mean outings that we can scare jingwen. So we went to the great yuan Mao guan on some unknown date(when was it?) and it WASN’T SCARY AT ALL (Tina WANG SCARY YOUR HEAD AH). The only reason why this outing is under the *fun category in liu zilin’s boring life* is coz we get to scare jingwen all the way. Wait before we went there I and a lot of ppl when to 7 eleven to buy snacks!!!!!!!!!!YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!! the bus ride there was f**king boring coz ahma wasn’t there I guess. But when we went there, it was FUN. Scared jingwen a couple of times coz our dear jingwen didn’t even dare to go in.muhahahaha. I have to admit I ALMOST screamed for one time when we went in because there was one place inside where the stuff could change position when the time was right? Yeah I almost screamed but I didn’t but the great jingwen was like *screaming for her dear life*.  We left the place at 330 when it was suppose to end at 430? After that I went back to school to watch dream high with qy and huiyu…and I ate the snacks that I bought earlier at 711.

It was kinda fun I guess.

I am getting piled by hw………feel like dying and I have no idea why I am still posting when I have tons of hw.

God kill me?!thanks:D

Ps. Suju had their comeback mv!!!

(oh and i guess europeans never ever get piled by hw coz when i go and search for piled by hw on google images, i got almost no results RELEVANT)

need god

hellloooo god i know you helped me for my math quiz(well maybe you didn't but i think you did:D)
oh yes god since you helped me for my math quiz, pls help me for my la TKAM, pls burn all the tkams in this world so that we can't do our work and then we won't have any assignments on tkam and then YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thanks

great day or bad day?

I DON'T THINK CHENGHUI COMES TO MY BLOG, BUT IF SHE DOES, I AM GOING TO TELL HER THAT:
DON'T BRING THE PRIMARY 2 FOTO BK TMR PLS.
coz i look weird. but somehow people say i look cute.
anyway today was *£$")(*Q$)(*")(£ in the morning coz i got scolded (not exactly) but tan tan called my dad. hahahahahaha
i am laughing because hahahaahahaha
i tell you all the reason tmr.

the 99th post

nice of qingyuan to recommend me to watch dream high:Dits nice:):)

okay today was the best day evar in our life man. i am talking about garage band and CME

i wish we could do that for every single lesson, i like doing that, i like saying how bad 201 is and getting the blinking eye teacher to get angry:D:D we made jokes about her and we said that her eyes were pretty....

tired today so i don't bother to elaborate.

and btw, don't be jealous, nicole and i went into music lab after school with permission

feeling so down all of a sudden.......thought i got over it but guess i haven't. wasted so much time preparing for my first la assignment, bringing only disappointment to me.

only got 14. most likely its me. mrs soh was so angry at me. haiz. she said i was loud and clear but i had no eye contact. i guess thats just encouraging me, she said we can redo if we have time.

but i don't think i want to. no time to prepare, too much hw. nice reason? yeah it is.

the other reason why i am sad is coz i think i pulled my group members marks down. especially nicole.

she gets a1 for la and i get b4. should never have formed a group with her and pulled her marks down.

feel sorry.

even playing jojo is useless although i learnt the whole song when i was sad.

sorry.

useless

late happy birthdays

if you know me you will know that i am lan duo. i am really lan duo. i don't bother saying happy birthday to everyone one by one................so i shall.
SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY:If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
i know i am damn chim.
okay happy birthday to:
♥QING YUAN - 28 January
♥HUI YU - 19 January
♥SHU-YING - 24 January
♥SABRINA - 16 January
♥YIJIE - 8 January
♥AIGNER - 22 January
♥QI TING(ANGELINE) - 24 January
♥VIVIENNE - 30 January
now i feel so young....someone tell me why. 
anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO EVERYONE.
okay this is lame.
*HUIYU:LOL DON'T BE SAD:D

huiyu is so cute:):)
hehe

wo yao ting xie
i know i am mad
but then yeah i am happy for some reason

yeah and then uh i can't believe i got 50/60 for chinese (omg) i thought i failed and then i need to go for remedia...i know its not very high but its not bad...but then tina got 53.5 ... nevermind she's smart...haiz.

IF ITS MS HENG WHO MADE THE DAMN LA HOMELEARNING
tmr she's dead
IF ITS LIM GUAVA
she's dead
WHO EVER WHO MADE THAT DAMN LA HOME LEARNING IS DEAD

its fucking impossible to do. i searched on the internet for thousands of hours. and i got nothing. and thus i have decided to copy

HIS TORY ASSIGNMENT

HAS DECIDED TO BE KIND

AND HELP EVERYONE OUT WITH HISTORY

1. The source shows that the people living in the East Indies were unhappy at that time as they were poor. This is seen in Source A: ‘fulfills the high task of spreading happiness and welfare among the population’. This proves that the locals were not happy were not respected as their country was poor. They often fight among themselves; this can be proven as Source A states ‘raising its social, economic and political status’. This goes to show that the people were not educated and the Dutch think that they are uncivilized at that time, and felt that they were needed to increase the standard of their living.

These words were spoken in 1928 in a Volksraad session where it was an advisory body including both Indonesian and Dutch were members. It was spoken in the time where the Dutch began bringing the Indonesian archipelago under their administrative authority.

There was no government in Indonesia at that time where the speech was written, therefore, the people were poor and did not have jobs. They were not respected by the people from other countries as Indonesia was not rich then. A country will only get respected if it was rich, so Indonesia would not get any respect from the other countries.

The Dutch governor-general was trying to convince both the Dutch and the Indonesians members who was in the Volksraad that Dutch leadership was indispensable in Indonesia, as he assured that Indonesia will progress and thrive, the locals would not have to suffer so much and they would get education and jobs. Indonesia will then get richer and gain more respect from the other countries. He said: “spreading happiness and welfare among the population and raising its social economic and political status” as he wanted to make sure that he had the support and believe of fellow members by telling them that the Dutch would bring prosperity. Thus this would secure their leadership in Indonesia.

2. It was due to economic reason, political reasons and social reasons.

One of the political reasons is that there was a need to bring order, stability and prosperity to South East Asia as there was a chaotic political situation in parts of South East Asia that disrupted the European trade. There was also a need to bring order and stability to enhance production of raw materials and increase trade.

One of the social reasons is that some European powers wanted to spread Christianity in South East Asia, western powers also believed that European culture was superior and they felt that they were bringing ‘civilisation’ to the natives in the places they colonized and were helping to improve their welfare.

interesting day

i have learnt about something impt:):)

very impt:)

i am not going to say the word asshole again coz tina said is too offensive(yeah...).......but i still said yiwei was a bitch today...

i love today, coz this is like the only interesting day evar...lessons were boring(as in very boring as usual). for pccg we had to think of class mission and smarty sherry copied them from the school mission...evil mrs soh made tina write 3 paragraphs:)MUHAHAHA ... yeah its boring.
PE we played badminton and tina hit me using the racket at the eye....i feel fine...i don't feel faint... but if zcq hit me with a racket i am going to kill her, but if its tina then li wai:D (i played in a stand position without moving:) oh and yes we went to take weight and height:)
weight: 42. something(yeah i lost weight. shit)
height: 158(actually i grew:Dlast time i was 156!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!yayayayayayyyyyyyy)
okay but jane is 164 and tina is 164 too...shit nevermind nevermind my family has short genes.
after recess we had history and.... something(i forgot what was it)
after the 2 periods, THE FUN PART IS HERE. ok i mean the day started to get interesting
it all started with yiwei the bitch locking us out(and you know what? she was eating downstairs.). and that was what that made nicole,jane and me and qingyuan think of this great idea.

okay this is how it looks.
yeah great design and this is the anti lock machine
advantages:
-no need to take class key anymore
-don't need to return class key
-key is at the door 24/7
-easy to use and easy to understand
-never get locked out of class again
-make you swear less(at the person who has the classkey but is eating noodles at the canteen)
-and a lot more
disadvantages:
-hard to hide the string and some teachers will find it weird.
-doesn't look like decoration at all
okay we are improving this design
oh and we should joining ivp. you know its nygh's shun shi that we didn't get into ivp,this is such a great design.
drama lesson was freaking boring as usual.
okay then the fun part started again after school:)
nicole,ahma nicole and i stayed back for no random reason to play and we discussed about gay males and homosexuals:)
and you know what happened
-tina kept on saying what the hell are you talking about
-but we kept her mind pure:)

review of teachers

WHAT KIND OF SHIT LIFE IS THIS????
GEOG TEACHER:BORING
HISTORY TEACHER:BORING
CHINESE TEACHER:NAGGY
MATH TEACHER: I LOVE HER SO MUCH(i have no idea why)
LA TEACHER: LOVE YOU TOO BUT (DON'T BE ANGRY)

i have decided to do a review on teachers today, (you know the reason, bored)
okay, i used to like geography when i got 22/25, but now i am fine with it coz i didn't really do well for geog for eoy, but for the sake for cute mrs ho, i shall continue loving geog. however, this nice teacher of mine(can't remember the name), who teaches me geog, has some very unfunny sense of humour. i can never fall asleep in mrs ho's class(well sometimes), but i have been falling asleep for every single one of this geog teacher's class. and she still say she's been teaching for a long time(no wonder all my seniors fail geog one...jkjk). and she doesn't even make jokes and her voice is ... damn... boring. so i am rating her: 2.5/5(you ji ge)

now history. I DON'T LIKE HISTORY AT ALL COZ OF THE DAMN TEACHER. you know why?coz this damn teacher(i know her name but i dun want to remem), who pulled me out last year to scold me coz i have been talking too much in her class, wouldn't set up her com if the it person is not there. how lan duo can this person be huh???? and pls lor, she's the one who told me how to set up the damn visualiser and then now she damn lan duo. nevermind i have no interest in history any way. so basically i shal not say much about this damn teacher coz i don't holy like her at all, so rating: 1.5/5(yeah lower than geog coz i like geog more)

chinese teacher sucks. always scold us scold us scold us. i know 201 very noisy, but then you don't have to say it everyday right?not like if you say it everyday then one day suddenly all of us become very quiet. well maybe(0.1 percent chance). and seriously, can you stop blinking your eye 3 times every 5 seconds. i seriously think that there is something wrong with your eye. nevermind, you don't look like strict teacher but there's something wrong with your eye and your big mouth. anyway, i used to be ok with chinese , but now with this chinese teacher who gives us ting xie , i think i am going to hate chinese like shit(well maybe not...who knows)
rating: 1.5/5(you know what you damn teacher, i am dreading your lesson more than geog and history)

math teacher is ms teo(i love her so much that i want to mention her name), well i love her maybe because she saved me from some careless mistake today for the test)... but still now i am liking math more because the ass are not graded(yay)... i don't do my hw properly ... BUT I STILL CAN GET A1 FOR MATH HOR:) and i find that ms teo is becoming the (second best teacher)....in my list!!!
rating:4/5

mrs soh is scary when she's angry, but she looks like a doll and she can say many languages.....yeah quite a lot....don't understand what she's saying when she says those languages......but she's short, and thats why i like her, coz i can speak to someone who is shorter than me(other than yanjie and few people)(and plus she's a teacher)
rating: 4.5/5

smile and your great

a smile from her makes my day:)

this is too sudden for me to jie shou:):)

i shall not go on with this. okay today was nothing special as usual...just that i was in school late coz of that idiotic damn comfort taxi who made me wait for 20 minutes,and then i was late. smart. unlucky day. nevermind. i brought my ghost deck to school today to teach nicole how to fan and...she learnt how to do a 3/4 perfect fan:):)as usual tina wang went like"i also no how to do"...wth lol:D

lessons were as boring as usual, la was scary today...mrs soh totally went mad...i heard its coz someone wanted to change group then...aiyaya must be because of zcq...everything single bad thing happens because of her. Oh and yes...our group is doing the ku klux klan for the assignment and i don't know if thats a good thing or a bad one. And we went to research on it...obviously we did and its about LYNCHING BLACK PEOPLE:)HEHEHEHEHE
 art was a bit better coz we had to design road signs ... so i drew some pricture with 2 kings holding hands or something like that:)so proud of myself coz it looked cute.

thats all today:)

hey i realised that we haven't been fighting with each other for 1 week,well a little more.

maybe its because i broke my leg

nevermind WE'RE NOT FIGHTING!!!!YAY........

this is pretty lame but its true, i am not planning to post anything useful,coz life is so damn boring.

i mean school life

I WANT TING XIE, MAKE ME LEARN THEN DON'T GIVE ME TING XIE, ZHE SUAN SHEN ME.relax relax....bye bye:)

don't link me to tina wang!!!!!!!!

i feelso awkward beside her...

although she has stopped being mean to me(YESH, YAYAYAY WO BU AI TA SEEMS TO MAKE A BETTER ENDING)
don't want to end up being enemies by the end of sec 2 life

i have decided to not play cheat anymore.

due to personal reasons

yeah

people reading this blog / people who were always second when im playing should be damn happy.




i have decided to practice the anaconda like shit so that i know how to do it.

cool

cool magic trick:)i love this guy....his performaces and damn smooth ...oh and yes i figured how to do this by myself....I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF.

yes yes

yes yes yes!!!!!!!!i finished math enrichment qe1 and i got every single ques corrite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well for your reference.....
answers:old lawyers never die, they just "lose their appeal"
old skiers never die, they just "go down hill"
I AM SO NICE,
tina if your sick coz of my curse, i am damn sorry once again.......

i cursed whoever who cursed me(coz i broke my leg)

and now tina wang is sick

i am damn sorry tina

went to school today(obviously i am suppose to go....duh)

wasn't so bad....just that it was kind of difficult to walk so i am going to train my muscles!!!yeah

during la lesson...i don't really like it....coz i lost my essay and then i didn't know what to do....but then now i am going to rewrite it:)so everything is fine...

and then after la i had...what?i can't remem.......oh yes science...damn freaking boring but i think sick people are entertained...like my ma maybe:)and then after la was recess...went to check out the old classroom of ours...and i realised that it was so big compared to the classroom of ours now(hao huai nian). after recess we had chinese...AND THE TEACHER WAS DAMN FREAKING SMART.she has scholarship you know...damn smart smart smart, BUT I WILL BE SMARTER. we went to library to borrow some random book (can't even remember the title)....

had math after that.

yeah math

i don't think that dear ms teo didn't remembered me at all....wth i tell you ah, i know i didn't score very well for my bt but then i got 83 for eoy lah. not bad leh. i work hard for one month only leh.
and then here comes my very nice ma who went to tell ms teo:
"ms teo did you notice any difference in liu zilin"
"zilin still looks the same to me"
"where got. she broke her leg"
"really?oh..."
bleh si ms teo.
nevermind wo da ren you da liang. and i just realise i haven't been doing tricks:)bleh bleh bleh i shall make one now:)hehe

and btw, check this out

yeah i didn't go to school today coz of a lame reason

as i said....i didn't go to school coz i had to remove my cast(lame reason)

yeah and i did remove my cast....only to find...the damn leg had strunk to like half the size of my normal leg.......

the doc said that i can walk now but i am still limping...coz its nt fully recovered yet and there's no muscles.......

enough of dots....

can't believe i am sitting beside rui xuan(nothing wrong actually)....

god save me.

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE...i guess its kind of late to say that but then HAPPY NEW YEAR STILL ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!
when the clock struck 12, i was...eating my medicine(ironic)
good news to myself....i won't be going to school on the first day of school coz i don't want to spring clean and my mum agrees...JKJK LAH
actually, i have an appointment for my leg at 10pm ... but then i think i have to reach there earlier to get my x ray done....so if i am suppose to reach nuh at 9 then whats the use of going to school for 1h?might as well....comeback to school if there's time:)