Sunday, October 10, 2010

aiya...

GOD DAMN EOY'S


I HATE EOY


I HATE EOY...


today was fine:):)but still revising for eoy(obviously)


got nothing much to say, still practicing the throwing card skill, i should suceed sooner or later but it needs a few years of practice


today's sentence to dedicate to tina:
"i did not see you for 2 days only, but i feel as if i did not see you for 20 years; i am revising for EOY,but i am thinking of you at the same time;all in all, i think of you 24/7 due to the fact that i love you too much"


here's a lame joke:
George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in adiscussion of the word “tragedy.” So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy.
One boy stood up and said, “If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy.”
“No,” said Bush, “that would be an accident.”
A girl raised her hand and said, “If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy.”
“I’m afraid not,” the President said. “That’s what we would call a Great Loss.”
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked, “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”
Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, “If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy.”
“That’s right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?” asked the President.
“Well,” Johnny said, “because it wouldn’t be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn’t be a Great Loss…”

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