here's a math joke...its kinda lame though:
A mathematician is flying non-stop from Edmonton to Frankfurt with AirTransat. The scheduled flying time is nine hours.
Some time after taking off, the pilot announces that one engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "Don't worry - we're safe. The only noticeable effect this will have for us is that our total flying time will be ten hours instead of nine."
A few hours into the flight, the pilot informs the passengers that another engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "But don't worry - we're still safe. Only our flying time will go up to twelve hours."
Some time later, a third engine fails and has to be turned off. But the pilot reassures the passengers: "Don't worry - even with one engine, we're still perfectly safe. It just means that it will take sixteen hours total for this plane to arrive in Frankfurt."
The mathematician remarks to his fellow passengers: "If the last engine breaks down, too, then we'll be in the air for twenty-four hours altogether!"
Some time after taking off, the pilot announces that one engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "Don't worry - we're safe. The only noticeable effect this will have for us is that our total flying time will be ten hours instead of nine."
A few hours into the flight, the pilot informs the passengers that another engine had to be turned off due to mechanical failure: "But don't worry - we're still safe. Only our flying time will go up to twelve hours."
Some time later, a third engine fails and has to be turned off. But the pilot reassures the passengers: "Don't worry - even with one engine, we're still perfectly safe. It just means that it will take sixteen hours total for this plane to arrive in Frankfurt."
The mathematician remarks to his fellow passengers: "If the last engine breaks down, too, then we'll be in the air for twenty-four hours altogether!"
AIM OF TODAY:finish all the revision exercises questions that ms teo have given us(HAVE TO)
i think i kinda paid attention during math today!!!But math was horrible today, cuz ms teo spent 15 minutes recording the number of/scolding those people who didn't do their math hw...haiz...BUT I DID IT!!!
... ...tried to kiss tina today, but couldn't muster enough courage, plus tina said if i kissed her i would be dead before EOY...
today was a great day anyway, but the bad thing is that i didn't get to kiss tina...sorry for those ppl who were waiting for me to kiss tina:(:(i will try harder next time!!!
today's sentence to dedicate to tina:
"you gave me a chance to kiss you when i didn't have enough courage, when i wanted to kiss you you said no, life is unfair, but i will wait till the day you are willing to let me kiss you<3"
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